Finally… Tagged…

July 21, 2007 at 1:45 pm | Posted in bong, King markiV returns | 9 Comments

A long time in this world and jumps through 3 blogs… Finally SanHtosh decided to tag me. And being new to the tag-o-sphere, Im not too familiar with the rules… So in case i missed something or broke some ancient tradition in tagging thats been passed down ages, look past it and get on.

1.(a) Pick out a scar you have

Ok… Picking this out… (Ouch)

(b)and explain how you got it?

I just picked it out!

Well seriously, I pick the big spear shaped one that runs from my left shoulder and down my back. It’s a memory of a weaker moment when the intergalactic warlord slashed me from behind (I finish him off and save the world from doom in the next episode).

2. What does your phone look like?
A beauty… Spotless…
Scratchless…. Hardly a month old… And unceremoniously stolen when I was sleeping! To whoever now enjoys a oc MotoRazr you flicked from a Chennai-Bangalore KPN bus, you will have sani in 8th house for 29 years and your girlfriend in my house till i deem fit!!

3. What is on the walls of your bedroom?
There are just so too many things
on the floor that most often its me hanging onto the walls for dear life.

4. What is your current desktop picture?

My girlfriend…

I wish!

5. Do you believe in gay marriage?
Hmmm.. Santosh… Why do you ask me this!

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
Whatever I wanted now, it would have to be some THING. But I need to want something more than any THING. Which means it would have to be non-materialistic. Since I already have happiness and had enough love for the next 39years, I choose WORLD PEACE!

7. What time were you born?
The time time came to a standstill… Does it really happen like the movies? The maram aadings, the alai jumpings and screen breakings (the jagged breaking into 4 pieces) before everything going rounding-rounding?

8. Are your parents still together?
They aren’t the college lovers they probably where a few decades back… But you don’t expect them to be absolutely STILL when they are together, do you? Allow a little movement eh!

9. Last person who made you cry?
The last I really cried was possibly as an infant when the milk in my bottle was over (yes, it was only milk in those bottles back then). So I should blame my mom for not giving me the bottle… cos the milk wasn’t ready… cos aavin started late… cos they had a labor strike… cos aavin employees are a union… because of communism… thanks to karl marx… due to the russion revolution… which was the effect of too much Vodka

Yes. The last thing that made me cry was Vodka. It still does actually (whiskey any day)

10. What is you favorite perfume/cologne?
The fresh smell of thirupathi mottais in sweltering heat in TTD waiting hall

11. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex?
Black… Brown… Golden yellow… Blond… Blue… White… Pink… Green…

As the opposite sex of my opposite sex I am incapable of identifying, differentiating or sight adichufying based on colors. All figures ok.

12. What are you listening to?
Chair creaking… AC droning… Colleague is saying something but that im not listening!

13. Do you get scared of the dark?
Totally. Think dark- cabutain, karadi TR and the likes… Moreover even superstar’s karuppu tamilan calaru lines have gotten to the point where im scared I’d puke if I have it one more time!

14. Do you like pain killers?

Oh I totally love them. Anyone willing to kill this genius?

15. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yes. Her name is Kuzhalaayee and Im too much of the shy types to ask her out. But I have no qualms in stating that in an all-to-see public domain on the internet!

16. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Fragments from comets as they fly… (I can eat ANYTHING, right?)

17. Who was the last person you made mad?
Tough one. Madhu perhaps. People were calling her Cow (for maadu) which isn’t very nice, especially when she gets married and raises kids and stuff. So re-christened her “MAD”.

18. Is anyone in love with you?
Lauve or Love? Love is the devine peeling of deiveega kaadal that I have resigned from. Lauve (pronounce like How) is the beautiful phenomenon that is marked with a tamilian beginning (kujaals) and a kannada ending (escape maadi).

A lot of people are crazily in love with me. But I really have no time, between my saving the world, bashing the bad croonies and getting drunk!


Wow! That went good. I realize why no one ever tagged me before, and possibly no one ever will after this:-)

But well, to pass on the baton, tagging Mocking Spirit, Abhas, Gownder Brownie, Kavi, and Anand.


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  1. Thanks a lot for pulling me out of blog-o-pause! 😀

  2. Lol on the major curse on your cell-thief. I have a feeling he’s not gonna be too comfortable with that.

    And oh btw, I could spare my precious time in helping you ask Kuzhal..oh whats-her-name out..

  3. haha! that was fun to read. although i don’t think eating fragments from comets, ESPECIALLY as they fly by, is a wise choice. 😉

  4. gud to know abt u 😉

  5. ahem,
    first things first, it’s santHosh…

    //My girlfriend… I wish//

  6. @abhas- ur welcome mate… try and resurrect me sometime when i need it!!:-)

    @mayth- oh sure… you should get down to helping me with kuzhal-watshername… especially since we need to get down to searching her from the 37million boyfriendless, drop-down-beautiful, extremely humble rock star that abound this city!

  7. @gilda- yup… my tastes are a little exotic

    @dh@v@- totally dude… thats exactly what id say on my resume!;)

    @santhosh- no pangaali… en pondaati daan, enakku mottum daan!!!!

  8. “(Whisky any day)” – andha kodumaiya enkita kelunga!

    What does your phone look like?
    – i believe ur new mobile is worth a description

  9. awesome man!! fotcl!! really hilarious man!! kewl!! 😀

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