LOCK ME UP!!! NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

January 31, 2007 at 10:29 am | Posted in bong | 7 Comments

There’s this poem called Kubla Khan. Coleridge, the guy who wrote it, got drugged and penned the most wonderful masterpeice ever, until halfway through when he is disturbed by the FedEX guys or something…. He comes back to complete the line but doesn’t get the groove.

I know a lot of writers feel this way. I have fallen prey innumerable times. It isn’t just for the literary types with iron thoughts that diffuse at the slightest- I feel it even over a crossword. And I attribute it to my superior thinking capabilities. If you can boast of a thought process, that doesn’t waver even when a dynamite goes off under you, its time for professional help. Manufacturing defect in either your head or your under!

In which aspect, I find it cruel to be made to work in an office- where people walk by, talk, distract… mails come and go… DTD phones that keep ringing… Lunch hours… Let me get serious- I don’t get an award winning idea too often. And every time I DO get one, the idea of letting it vaporize with the sound of that coffee vending machine is not the least bit appeasing!

Coincidentally, it turns out that my line of work is such I CAN NOT work from home. And I keep screaming I’m ANTI SOCIAL. They ought to lock me away in safe houses- with some peace and quiet.

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Foto Marathon

January 20, 2007 at 10:16 am | Posted in King markiV returns | 5 Comments

Now.. I ve been out of Orkutting for quite a while (cos its really really gettin repetitive, boring n repetitively boring). So i just log in to check if there’s any ‘IMPORTANT’ mail or messages there…

OK, I accept- was kinda jobless so Orkut temptation temporarily over ruled me! Anyways, I check my messages there- and its flooded with this “Social awareness” thingy with like a million ppl advising everyone on their list to put a plea to Orkut to restrict copying their fotos.
The idea is that miscreant on the web dig out pictures of innocent gals(in obscene poses probably) and use it against world peace!

Now now… Yes i totally understand that even pretty plain pictures could be morphed by any photoshop novice to mimic Dr.Prakash’s stars… And Im against that. Seriously I am. But ppl, this is the internet- the GOD DAMN FREE FOR ALL INTERNET! You aint gonna fix a control for ANY damn info on the web cos there are ways to capture ANY DAMN THING on the screen!

So whats the solution? Do we just pray and advice for universal good? We know thats not happening.
Simple: Avalo bayam irundha mooditu foto va remove panradhu. Adhu enna ‘moi huggin ma teddy’ nu bikini pottitu foto va yum podanum… pasanga jollu vida koodadhu na epidi…

This is eyarkai (nature)

Mark II reality

January 17, 2007 at 9:06 am | Posted in King markiV returns | 2 Comments

Those times of markiV the first were truly quite remarkable… Beautiful poems, Stories that touched the heart… Romance… Tragedy…
What crap!
So, i forgot my password- AGAIN. And as an added feature, the one to the e-mail that gets the notification for lost passwords as well!
And its becoming too much of an exercise to even say or type out dotdotdotdashdashdotdotdot.blogspot.com (just thought Id do it- one last time!).
So here goes a new space!
I promise this blog, like the previous blog, is not going to be Shakespeare revamped either (I hear that guy’s been a dupe all along, so revamping Shakespeare would be revamping something that’s been revamped already. Which just makes plagiarism a bit too confusing even for Kaavya Vishwanathan!!!).
Anyways, I just thought Id put down a couple of ‘Best of Mark’ writes here (I’m running out of nuclear waste to energise my thought process).
And I never got to write about the new buzz words around blogosphere so Im gonna do just that in a while- the seven wonders, the hanging gardens of yester world Babylon, the hanging presidents of present world Babylon… (FYI Babylon was somewhere around Iraq- so the analogy stands!)

And LOTS more cynicism.

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